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              A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED!

As a professional speaker and trainer for my company,Strong Incentives, several attendees have loved the following “prayer.” I thought you would too!

Please enjoy!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill

today because they pissed me off.

Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to  always give 100% at work……

    12% on Monday

     23% on Tuesday

     40% on Wednesday

      20% on Thursday

        5% on Friday

And, help me to remember…..

When I’m having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to  piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to

extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

                                   AMEN

 

Keepin’ the attitude,  the Attitude Amazon

EileenStrong.com

Professional speaker, trainer and coach