A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED!
As a professional speaker and trainer for my company,Strong Incentives, several attendees have loved the following “prayer.” I thought you would too!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
today because they pissed me off.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work……
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And, help me to remember…..
When I’m having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Keepin’ the attitude, the Attitude Amazon
Professional speaker, trainer and coach